my name is captain kidd.





get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

It is safe to say that I will not be going to watch the weird gross whitewashing mess that is Exodous…

ok yes they were all brown in poe but like they were all voiced by white people of which i think the only jewish person was goldblum who was abraham. EITHER WAY this white man exodus is bs dont watch it go watch hercules.

how dare you jethro was voiced by danny glover who is very much a black guy 




Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.

(Source: gothamcityneedsahero, via beccaliving)